Here goes the start of (hopefully) many positive posts.. It being a Thursday and with the new schedules at work Brian, Steven, and I all had the evening off so like every week we went down to Nelly's.. This time in tow with a whole slew of new people.. Joining us for the evening were Kevin, Lester, Amber, Cherry, Sarah, and three other chicks that I didn't bother learning their names because I didn't like them and didn't try being friendly.. Though that bitch in the white shirt is owed a punch for burning me on purpose fawking cow..
All was fine and dandy started at Nelly's then went over to Bishop's to play beer pong.. On the way back to Nelly's is when things got dramatic and then it went all down hill from there lol.. Amber's twin sister by this time was so far gone I don't know how she was standing, but she kept repeating over and over again that she had to be good and that she needed to respect her sister and crap like that.. Her black shirted friend kept saying "fawk that she disrespected you by sleeping with your fiance so you shouldn't feel bad for going after someone she likes.." While that's going on Black shirt is making out with Kevin whose Ex was sitting next to me, she sees them start going at it and takes off for Steven's car upset and all.. The Twin is still going on and on about the respect thing and so Blackie tells her again that she should just forget about her sister and go for Steven like she wants to.. The Twin is finally convinced and gives it a go by calling Steven over to talk to him.. Little does that chick know but I told Steven what was happening so he was prepared for the whole thing.. He goes over but keeps a distance from her.. She starts asking him if he likes her sister and he dodges the question..
Now I was getting a bit bored and focused my attention to the very cute looking Punk that had just sat down at the bar.. I'm talking total Backgammon material.. Brian notices my notice of the Punk and tells me to go talk to him.. I tell him no that's okay you saw how I was with the last one.. He asks if I want him to ask to come sit with us.. I look at the Young and The Hopeless drama scene we're at and tell him no because you know what happened with the last time he did that for me.. So i'm casting some glances his way every few minutes or whatever and sometimes he'd be looking back other times he was watching the tv.. I was waiting for him to finish his beer so that I could have the bartender get him one on me but he was a slow drinker.. He gets up beer in hand, downs it and heads for the door.. Bummer I know..
I go back to the watching the table action and Twin is now passed out with a drink in her hand..As she starts to lean her hand is slowly tipping her drink and Brian has to rush and save it lol.. Amber and Sarah are nowhere to be found, Blackie and Kevin are off in their own world making out, Steven and Brian are meandering around and Lester and I are just sitting there watching it all and laughing about it wishing one of us had a video camera..After about a half hour Steven comes over and says it was time to head out and goes to hit the bathroom before leaving.. Twin hears his voice and BOOM she is up and out of her high chair..She starts going after him but manages only a wobble to the next table and stands there, arm propped up and proceeds to pass back out in a standing position at a table FULL of people including.....dramatic pause.....the Punk!! Woot he came back lol.. Steven rounds everyone up and we head towards the elevators, Twin comes stumbling out and she's pissed her pants!! Now I have been plenty trashed but NEVER EVER EVER have I been so far gone that I couldn't hold my bladder.. I would have been embarrassed for the girl but like I said I wasn't that fond of her or her friends so meh oh well.. Upstairs Blackie is dragging her towards the car but she trips and eats pavement bad...
Brian, Kevin,and Cherry aren't really wanting to leave just yet so we head over towards the wall to discuss staying a bit longer.. Steven is sitting in his car and Twin manages to walk up to him and asks him one last time if he was into her sister.. He says just as a friend..She's tells him to come here and he tells her no he's getting ready to leave.. He gets out and walks towards the wall with the guys.. She is leaning against his car making out with the air and making gestures like she's calling someone over.. I'm sitting on the wall next to Lester and I'm tapping him asking if he's seeing this and he's like "Yeah I do".. He notices her pants and asks me if she pissed herself and I just nod my head and say yep.. He's laughing and telling me that he saw her face plant into the ground earlier..
Back in Steven's car saying goodbyes Twin goes to get in his passenger seat (mind you she didn't ride with him) but Sarah was already sitting in the seat and she pushes Twin off of her.. AMber is yelling at Twin to get in Blackie's car but instead she gets in the backseat of Steven's car and off he goes.. He told me today that he didn't know that she was in the car until he'd hit the highway, he heard the door shut and off he went..
Kevin, Cherry, Brian, me, Amber, Blackie, and White the Whale drive over to Vinoy Park.. As we approach the swings and such Whitie the Whale runs over to the slide, she has a pretty good speed going, gets one foot on the slide to run up it and BOOOOOM.. It had been raining so the slide was wet she face plants into the slide and is eating plastic.. Cherry and I are on the ground laughing our asses off.. Brian can barely stand himself he's laughing so hard.. She gets up and says that it wasn't that funny.. Umm oh yes it was..She later passes out on the moving bridge..
Nothing really happened after that, it got kinda boring so I made a gesture towards Brian that I was ready for sleep.. He drops me off and heads home.. Calling it an interesting night is calling it mildly.. Shit was crazy..